DOGS ARE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING I NEED IN A FRIEND!

When I was a kid growing up in New Orleans, I couldn’t WAIT to be a teenager. When I was a teenager, I couldn’t WAIT to be in my 20’s. Now that I’m 39+, these days, I wish I was two years old again.😏

Thinking about it, when I was two years old, everything was done for me, plus I got free food, free toys, clothes, a roof over my head, etc.

The only downside was those forced naps. I wish I could nap as easily now!😏

I just ran three miles without being forced to. What a workout! I thought that the ice cream truck would never stop!

8-year-olds today have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, iPhones, ipads, and a whole slew of fancy, expensive electronic gadgets and gizmos to keep them busy. When I was 8 years old, I had a coloring book, crayons, an imagination, jacks, chalk to draw hopscotch on the sidewalk, water guns, water balloons, and a sprinkler to cool down in the hot sun.

Know your worth then add tax.

Been watching The Crown. The Queen has a button she can push when she’s done talking to people. Anyone know where to get one of those?

True friendship isn’t about being inseparable, it’s about being separated and knowing nothing will change.

The card catalog in the library was the original Google search.

I know there are dog walkers, but are there people walkers? I don’t want a personal trainer; I want someone who will just take me around the block a few times then give me a treat, something like a bar of chocolate.🤪👀

When I was a kid growing up in New Orleans, I couldn’t WAIT to be a teenager. When I was a teenager, I couldn’t WAIT to be in my 20’s. Now that I’m 39+, these days, I wish I was two years old again.😏

Thinking about it, when I was two years old, everything was done for me, plus I got free food, free toys, clothes, a roof over my head, etc.

The only downside was those forced naps. I wish I could nap as easily now!😏

I just ran three miles without being forced to. What a workout! I thought that the ice cream truck would never stop!

8-year-olds today have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, iPhones, ipads, and a whole slew of fancy, expensive electronic gadgets and gizmos to keep them busy. When I was 8 years old, I had a coloring book, crayons, an imagination, jacks, chalk to draw hopscotch on the sidewalk, water guns, water balloons, and a sprinkler to cool down in the hot sun.

Know your worth then add tax.

Been watching The Crown. The Queen has a button she can push when she’s done talking to people. Anyone know where to get one of those?

True friendship isn’t about being inseparable, it’s about being separated and knowing nothing will change.

The card catalog in the library was the original Google search.

I know there are dog walkers, but are there people walkers? I don’t want a personal trainer; I want someone who will just take me around the block a few times then give me a treat, something like a bar of chocolate.🤪👀